Sunday, 25 December 2011

Seasons Greetings


Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter/summer solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

Also, I wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make the world a great place, and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Disclaimer:

No trees were harmed in the sending of this message, however, while a significant number of electrons were inconvenienced, no bits were lost.


12 comments:

J Bar said...

Hope you have a very Merry Christmas.

Joan Elizabeth said...

Merry Chistmas Ann. I've enjoyed your Sydney Christmas series.

Mark said...

Love it Ann. Hope you have a very merry Christmas.

darryl said...

Have a fab time enjoying the holiday of your choice or perhaps working at a non-specific time in the way that you like!

cara said...

Actually that Darryl comment was me. I wish he'd get a hotmail or something.

Rae Walter said...

You really have got the neurons firing Ann. And at this time of the year! I hope that you have a fabulous Christmas and look forward to more of your Sydney meanderings.

Madge @ The View From Right Here said...

Merry Christmas to you and yours!

Peter said...

Very PC Ann, sorry too late, I have eaten way too much.

smudgeon said...

Merry Christmas! Hope you had a swell day.

(are elves usually that cute in Sydney?)

Valladolid Daily Photo said...

Merry Christmas to you and yours from cold Castille!!

Dina said...

LOL! Post and pictures are a hoot!

Carola said...

The text is GREAT and the photos are funny.